学英语搞笑的段子

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以下是一些学英语搞笑的段子：

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

7. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? So if one door is locked, the other one can lead to freedom.

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.