搞笑的英语句子

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下面是一些你可能会喜欢的幽默英语句子：

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.